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Okay, okay, I realize that are hundreds- nay, zillions of bloggers out there and you're saying to yourself, "Why should I read this one?" The answer is quite simple: if you don't, your brain will hemorrhage and swell to the size of Montana if you don't. What? No, I'm not threatening you- quite the contrary; you did it to yourself. It was you that caused your own suffering (begin Marilyn Manson track), that made people t...

BLARING SIRENS

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Okay, that's enough! This is the Blogger Police. We're tired of typing arrows that are an attempt to illustrate the passing of a minute. Commence blogging with no regard.

Whew! That was close. I almost emigrated to MySpace! Let's start over again, shall we?

Some of you- okay, two of you, remember my last blog that I began several or two years ago. After seeing the numerous blogs by people that I know, I got bit by the blogging bug, signed up for a new account and wanted to just rattle away at semi-interesting things that have as much intrigue as monkey poo. But hey, don't let that stop you from experiencing the top-notch writing and ever-clever anecdotes that dot and permeate the Masa Crib- no, here you'll find a myriad and, dare I say it- cornucopia of rich and exciting (depending on your point of view) tales from the fence we all call life. Read on and get ready the smelling salts.